Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML
Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
sallen0046 4
Your kid was missing and the daycare staff didn't have enough sense to check the premises? The first thing you need to do is have a serious conversation with your son about inappropriate behavior. The second is to find a daycare that's actually capable of keeping track of your child. The third is to take legal action because they not only lost your child, but they did not take appropriate steps to locate the child or report him as missing to the authorities. I'm not a big fan of jumping on the lawsuit bandwagon, but these people obviously need to be investigated to determine if they're even capable of running such a 'business'.
malisa916 7
I'm glad your child is safe. I say it's time to find a new daycare center. FYL.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (100)
CutiePie_101 7
Why didn't the daycare call you before you came saying he ran away? I say, get a new daycare service and punish him.
sk3l370n 0
Tomorrow, "forget" to pick him up. Works 100%
nebula748 14
Kid's name is Jason. +1 Internets to whomever gets the reference.
jermaine5150 0
hahaha gotta love kids!
fanuvlb 0
welcome to parenthood jackass.
cjulian 2
take his legs off so he doesn't do it anymore
BadMofeelius 0
I laughed out loud 55
joliesbebes 0
I would have left his ass on the trashcan ;)
Kaeleyw 0
daycare should have been watching
Sammara 0
Find a new daycare. Now. Not only were they not watching your kid, they thought he had actually RUN AWAY and didn't contact you or, presumably, the authorities.