Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you." My heart melted and I told her that I loved her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML
Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, I watched as my four-year-old niece accidentally knocked over her mom’s wine. She was clearly upset about it, and her mother screaming at her didn’t help. Later, she asked her mom if she still loved her, to which she replied, "I don’t believe in second chances." FML
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
It's scary how she already knows what will hurt you.
nataliewby 25
Bringing the puppy into it? Harsh.
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Comments (66)
isisorchid 16
More proof children are evil sociopaths lol.
Britt125 16
She's 4. 4 year olds say weird and stupid things, probably she doesn't mean it. Maybe you just did something she didn't like and she's mad, and for a 4 year old that can be pretty much anything.
ninjakitty254 23
Don't let it get you down OP. My little 4 year old sister always says stuff like that. She doesn't mean it, she's just bored. :)
ezrajab 22
Sorry op that must have hurt
thefmlman2011 37
kids say the darnest things.
doubleofuck 20
Sometimes children can try to get a rise out of you. Just shrug it off, know she doesn't mean it, and use it against her next time she wants some candy or a toy.
Tonisha1989 11
I don't think she means that. She was probably upset about something and just didn't know how to say it properly. Remember they don't have the vocabulary that you do. Just talk to her about it.
toriangel17 14
Little kids can be evil sometimes. but they are just kids. they're just trying to get a reaction out of you. my half brothers often inform me that we aren't even related. you just gotta learn to brush those sort of things off. once they grow up more it'll be better.
laylakinz 3
lmfao that's funny but are you okay
CandyApple88 13
I hear little kids all go through that phase. Well, next time she needs a favour or help, say no. Because you "only help people that love me".