Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you." My heart melted and I told her that I loved her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML
Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, I watched as my four-year-old niece accidentally knocked over her mom’s wine. She was clearly upset about it, and her mother screaming at her didn’t help. Later, she asked her mom if she still loved her, to which she replied, "I don’t believe in second chances." FML
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
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feven 32
It's scary how she already knows what will hurt you.
nataliewby 25
Bringing the puppy into it? Harsh.
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QueenOfAwkwardd 14
She's probably just saying it because she wants the puppy to herself. Don't worry op, she'll change her mind when/if she ever has to clean up after it.
_kyleG_ 34
Listen, all these people are telling to forgive the little human. I'm here to tell you, OP, that this is a sign of things to come. Prepare yourself to live with this devil spawn, or suffer.
crimsonprodigy 15
Since she's 4, she will probably forget she ever said that the next day. Nothing to worry about.
yeti37 16
Son of Sam is back! Run away! She's taking instructions from a dog.
BlondePsycho 43
You should have replied with, "Santa doesnt exist, its just me that buys your christmas presents and wraps them. Still dont love me now, bitch?"
Patriots21 14
It's a 4 year old...they say things to get attention. It is people like you that are the problem, with reactions like this. Grow up.
milehigh52 22
16 please never have children.
Marcelb 17
Sarcasm is lost on these people.
nevilninja 9
She's 4. My 4 year old sister does this stuff all the time when she's mad or doesn't get what she wants. Not really an FML. I'm sure she doesn't really mean it.
Taylor22294 24
A FML. F is not a vowel sir
KhaleesiDannie 26
Don't feel bad OP my 4 year old niece says that to everyone at some point also my sister and I have less age difference but when she was little she hated me now she's my best friend
ArkNon 6
Maybe she's just upset with you? My preschool students sometime say things like that when they are mad at me and looking for a reaction from me.
thejonac 21
it's a part of growing up, just enjoy the process :) take it easy OP
Audem_fml 27
She's just 4. Remember that.