Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you." My heart melted and I told her that I loved her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML
Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML
Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML
Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
Today, I watched as my four-year-old niece accidentally knocked over her mom’s wine. She was clearly upset about it, and her mother screaming at her didn’t help. Later, she asked her mom if she still loved her, to which she replied, "I don’t believe in second chances." FML
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
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Top comments
feven 32
It's scary how she already knows what will hurt you.
nataliewby 25
Bringing the puppy into it? Harsh.
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Comments (66)
LaurenRoxsU 9
Ooh damn, low blow baby sis. The puppy will get you every time....
BShek 12
Ask her why. Generally at that age it'll be something stupid like you didn't give her a cookie...
zombiekiller52 24
Haha
alindori 2
Kids say the darnedest things
alindori 2
Wow thumbed down for an innocent comment? Some of you fml trolls need a life
JjsMommy 2
i would've said your adopted and turned around
alfred_winklewof 8
I think you just got burned by a 4 year old
GunSlinger69 19
Puppies>Family
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Just wait an hour. She'll forget?
RAndEM 9
at least she's honest. that's a good thing.
tzemmy 25
my younger brother is 3 and says the phrase "I don't like you anymore" because he knows we don't like him saying it. she probably knows she's not allowed to say it and didn't mean it.