Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, all so there could be "someone to answer the phone." The phone didn't ring once all day. FML
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I showed up for my first shift in my new night job; I now work at an apartment complex during the day and at a gas station at night. It turns out that our biggest problem tenant in the former happens to be my boss in the latter. FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, while battling a severe flu, I was forced to come to work by my manager. Upon arrival, I discovered that a colleague he likes who should be covering for me is out today. The reason? Her shoes hurt. FML
Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
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Tcaret300 12
WHOEVER SAID YDI IS A TOTAL JERK!!!
linzbinzzz 7
awwww
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Comments (165)
holycow2 0
wow..
GenocideTUH 0
are you still getting paid?
CactusSeed 1
So someone died and you make it all about yourself? Wow.
NoellleBuddy 0
woow sry to hear that
musicboi96 1
looks like u won't be getting hired soon
jmart110 0
Reaper!
Barney_Rubble_75 0
yeh... bit awkward. but you're alive so smile and search for the meaning of life or something.
Connor_Williams 2
oh I thought this was for medical marijuana since ur a caregiver if u grow the week for someone. oops I clicked ydi before I looked at the comments and realized its a person that takes care of an old person:) srry
Omnicent 5
OP should come "take care" of my old neighbors.
staceysgenesis16 0
haha thats a win :P ^
litlpetlvr 0
awe... but didn't you know what you were getting into?