Today, my landlord emailed me, stating that she hasn't been receiving my rent. After some investigation, I found out she's been using the money to buy booze, and hasn't been putting it into the house owner's account. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate and I received a non-payment notice from our landlord, over a dishonored check that was used to pay the rent. I give my roommate money for my share and she handles the checks. Apparently, her trip to Puerto Rico was more important than paying rent. FML
Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML
Today, I found out, through Facebook, that my landlord hadn't been paying the mortgage on the house I'm renting from him. It's going into foreclosure. FML
Today, I found out my last roommate had been stacking her empty wine bottles under the sink for the last 5 months. The cleaning lady who found them now thinks I'm an alcoholic, and threatened to report me to my landlord. FML
Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent check. I just got home from a trip and my wife was supposed to pay it while I was away. What happened to the money? Black Friday. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, I found out my roommates spent my rent money and told the landlord I never paid. I've paid my rent and theirs the past six months. My name's on the lease. FML
Today, my landlord informed me that from now on, she'd prefer if I paid my rent in cash each month. Apparently, I "look sketchy" and she didn't "ever want to deal with the hassle of a bounced check." FML
Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
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salic77 11
Beat that bitch senseless.....- in court.
jsprackman 11
Go confront her about it op
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jsprackman 11
Go confront her about it op
scrabblestick 9
I agree with 2, but also - don't confront her, just go to the cops. She is obviously a terrible person and You will only be giving her time to cover up her mess. If you could find out, the cops should have no problems.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Not to be off topic but does anyone else find that to be too much alcohol to humanly consume without being scared to light a match near yourself
zandalee 20
36- go home. You're drunk.
VeganVampyre 27
36- I think that depends on how much money it is, and what kind of alcohol she's buying with it. If she's getting really expensive, low percentage stuff, it may not be that much. If she's getting a bunch of cheaper, higher percentage stuff, then... Well, she should probably be dead from alcohol poisoning by now.
ladytigerhunts 20
Him, not her. But I agree with you.
greeneyebeauty9 28
Mmm, no it's definitely a her.
salic77 11
Beat that bitch senseless.....- in court.
xlord 27
Where as olden day humans tore each other with swords and guns, modern humans rip each other apart with a concept that isn't even physical (money).
dakatabg 31
Will be a bigger waste of money
allie2590 31
I was with you until you said "in court."
cgguardian 17
You could sue her if you can prove everything like this...keep receipts and everything you can. Show the bill and transfer to her account every month.
Horsempeg 25
I totally agree. People like this should be punished. Unfortunatly you still might lose your house though cause she might lose everything. That does suck!
Pleonasm 36
That's a lot of money she's wasted.
Pwn17 25
That's a lot of money she's used to get wasted.
Pleonasm 36
The choice of words was not for naught.
lolfood 24
She must buy A LOT of alcohol.
Jea2096 11
Yeah, I would suggest reporting her asap
Fmlano 16
Well, you should have some sort of receipt... If I've learned something in my li fe is that I should always have a receipt for everything .
scrabblestick 9
This ^ but even without receipts it should all be on the bank statements. you will be ok OP :)
niallo 23
Or pay by cheque. That is a receipt all by itself.
matthendo12 6
You might want to find a new landlord
xx000o 27
If she is in Australia it might still be legal to have her drawn & quartered.
thatnucca 36
I wonder how fast she drunk your security deposit away... Smdh