Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
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arcticdoctorwho 0
That sure would make a mother uncomfortable.
jizzwold 21
Damn it! Don't you hate when you accidentally thumb a comment up?
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Comments (151)
bizarre_ftw 22
Why didn't she leave sooner? SDI
jobsman99 0
Hope the **** page was not young studs having sex with mature babes like your mom. The truth is the older mature gals like want and enjoy sex a whole lot more than there daughters.
HopeEternity17 8
@ ajalan WTF?!
purplishzebraz 0
**** is gross and it's for lonely people. If you can't find someone to do it for you than too bad. :p
False_Stupidity 42
That's a bit like saying sex is gross which it most definitely is not, unless your 12 or immature.
purplishzebraz 0
Or it's just gross to watch other people do it.....
fuckhaley 7
I didn't know they had internet in Colorado City..?
Stain92 14
And this site of all sites is the one you chose to make that statement on?
Tubes 4
GTFO the Internet. You're too stupid for it.
IgotPoked 0
Which one?!?!
laundryninja 1
ahahahaha
ms_YoungMula 8
Mom: omg I just saw my son watching **** what do I do?! Neighbor: wow in sorry to here that #gossip!
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
She was just nervous because she starred in a few back in college.
chickenpie90 16
How embarrassing :O
Okayitwasme 0
Ha ha, it's called minimize your screen so only your tabs show.