Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
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arcticdoctorwho 0
That sure would make a mother uncomfortable.
jizzwold 21
Damn it! Don't you hate when you accidentally thumb a comment up?
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Comments (151)
LTpast 3
Just tell her when she called from behind you it made you click the wrong link; that or an ad took you there when you turned around.
QueenSaru 28
Sorry it was awkward, OP. But if your mom seriously thinks anyone over a certain age HASN'T looked at ****, she's adorably naive. And hey, it could be worse, you could be sneaking people into your room to boink behind her back!
paulie1998 0
I HATE YOU.
rubberduckie72 4
actually ur mom does sound cool. most moms would have went off. your embarassed, but at least not punished
squanmonster 8
Jersey boy
alival 12
Ya um that's awkward
Happy777 0
Please do the world a favor, GTFO the internet.
ajalan 4
She was proally waiting to see if you were gonna ask her to help finish you. Why wouldnt you take that time to make her feel beautiful and important? She birthed you! and you could have shared a very special moment with her and she saw what a big hard man you had grown into. But I guess you will never feel the pure intensity of skin to skin and going back inside the place where you came from.
daydreamer244 13
busteeddd
ajalan 4
She was proally waiting to see if you were gonna ask her to help finish you. Why wouldnt you take that time to make her feel beautiful and important? She birthed you! and you could have shared a very special moment with her and she saw what a big hard man you had grown into. But I guess you will never feel the pure intensity of skin to skin and going back inside the place where you came from.
pussywhipedmofo 4
Thats just sick.
ajalan 4
No. your just ignorant
purplishzebraz 0
No Im pretty sure that's just sick.....sicko
SkardeyKat 3
That must have been one freaking important conversation. If I would have been op's mom, I would have said "uh, I'll be back later."