Alyssasgoneawol
United States
Today, I tried to flirt with some firefighters. They were too focused on the fire to notice my hints. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
We still good?
Today, I cooked dinner for the girl I've been dating. Everything was going well until I accidentally set off the smoke alarm. The fire department showed up, and my date spent the rest of the evening flirting with one of the firefighters, so I guess we weren't actually dating? FML
Spudzy
Gold Coast, Australia
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Anonymous
United States
The void
Today, I was trying to flirt with someone in a small bar. I thought they'd smiled at me, so I smiled back. Turns out, they were smiling at their phone screen. I just awkwardly sat there, smiling into the void. FML
YoshiSqu4d
Emergency cooking
Today, I managed to set off the smoke detectors while cooking burgers. The cops and fire department showed up. FML
Tiana
United States
Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
beccaj_ilh
United Kingdom
This is my annoyed face
Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML
lex
United States
Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML
godhatesme
United States
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
almost_a_pro
Rio De Janeiro, Brazil
Today, I was home alone and tried to make some popcorn so I could watch a movie. Thirty minutes later, my parents came home and found me talking to the firemen. FML
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somegirlinbfe 13
Super lame.
AWildFresh 19
Where's the You deserved it button when you need it
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Comments (18)
fun_fml 0
Ya, I think that if there is some fire, you shouldn't be flirting with a firefighter.... Unless they're very, very hot. (Get the joke? FML.)
somegirlinbfe 13
Super lame.
pjsr 33
Be more direct. Just say, 'You guys are soooo hot'
HonestAbe500 7
Then they'll turn the hose on themselves.
thunderniron 22
I got nothing... ?
ThongWarrior 17
Is this... supposed to be funny? Well
samlovesham1234 9
I liked the banana bread one better.
ImBored15 21
I thought it was gonna make it. Oh well.
AWildFresh 19
Where's the You deserved it button when you need it
ducksloveme 3
anyone else think these picture ones are usually fake and usually pretty ******* stupid?
Cali 57
#rude
manofmerr 27
While i would use different language, his point is not a invalid one. While "funny" is a decidedly subjective thing, when this many people agree that something is really not funny, than it probably isn't funny. With that said, from what i can tell, the flaw is perhaps more in the selection process, since im assuming most popular wins, but after 200 thumbs up, it doesn't show how much (im using android, might be different for apple or website) more than 200 there are. Sorta assuming people will still like what they like, but still a noteable flaw.
lil_ham1644 29
i thought this one was funny, so don't assume everyone agrees with you.
manofmerr 27
You're perhaps more the exception than the rule, but thats fine too. I assumed quite a few people found this funny for it to have gotten chosen, its just that alot of people (myself among them) who think there were better ones. I suppose the annoying fact that people who are dissatisfied are more likely to comment than people who are satisfied should also be noted. Not that makes what they say any less valid.
abrahambrown 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
******
poprocker11221 10
They are there to help with fires,not to have sex with you.