Today, my husband and I finally had the house to ourselves, so we had unusually loud sex. Banging bed, yelling obscenities, super rowdy, etc. I then see my mother-in-law out the window. She had let herself in, dropped off a bag and apparently ran out. Thanksgiving is going to be weird. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML
Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying, "Next time, I'll call." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I finally got some alone time today with the boyfriend (we have kids, so this is rare) and we were going heavily at it when his mother decided to drop in and wouldn’t stop knocking on the front door. Worst timing ever. FML
Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
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Bobby319 24
Well, it's her fault. She shouldn't have just let herself into your house without prior consent. So don't let it be weird for you.
extremereviews 26
Stare into her eyes at the table on thanksgiving, assert your dominance
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xx000o 27
During the Thanksgiving dinner wink at her everytime she looks your way. After dinner while you are washing the dishes give her a little pat on the tush.
Bearsmomma 30
Why!? That's such a pervert move. If OP is as uncomfortable about it as it seems, why (again) bring attention to the unspoken discomfort?
mneill 6
You should obviously spend the entirety of Thanksgiving sitting VERY close to her son, holding hands, and making eye contact with her at every opportunity. Like, when you're talking to each other. Or when she's across the other side of the room talking to someone else. Or when you come out of the rest room.
cek727 16
And this is why you always call ahead before showing up at someone's house. If you don't, then whatever you see or hear is your own fault. A person's house is where they conduct their private life and you should respect that person's privacy.
morgan_fffff 7
At least she didn't like walk into the room
gowaynow 2
Too early to say I love you?
Juzz_dk 11
Like others have said - it's her own fault if she saw or heard something she didn't want to. Instead concentrate on how good it was - then you'll probably find no regrets.
candylevesque 14
my mom walked in on me n my hubby and she is older(she had me at 49) she old fashion and she came in said oh and walked back out n when I came out of the room she said I don't know how u can put that thing in your mouth u know that's not clean hahaha talking about my husbands sick lol she was so funny n best mom in the world love her so much
mssileas 25
Oh, that's certainly the last time she just let herself in. This is why you let your grown kids have some privacy :)
Namenlos_fml 20
Use all that awkwardness to your advantage. She's being insecure about it and totally deserves it for being nosy. Don't ever be embarrassed by living your own life.
WolfyCubb 8
She should've at LEAST knocked. You have your rowdy sex, OP! Don't let the in-laws get ya down!