Today, my husband and I finally had the house to ourselves, so we had unusually loud sex. Banging bed, yelling obscenities, super rowdy, etc. I then see my mother-in-law out the window. She had let herself in, dropped off a bag and apparently ran out. Thanksgiving is going to be weird. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML
Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying, "Next time, I'll call." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I finally got some alone time today with the boyfriend (we have kids, so this is rare) and we were going heavily at it when his mother decided to drop in and wouldn’t stop knocking on the front door. Worst timing ever. FML
Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
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Bobby319 24
Well, it's her fault. She shouldn't have just let herself into your house without prior consent. So don't let it be weird for you.
extremereviews 26
Stare into her eyes at the table on thanksgiving, assert your dominance
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Comments (34)
shitstorm28 11
I would hope she knows by now that married people ****, and when you just let yourself in you run the risk of walking in on it. Always knock. Totally on her.
ThePaperDragon 31
I'm sure she will definitely have learned to knock or notify you of her arrival in the future!
sillymama 21
Had a similar situation with my ex-husband. We lived next door to his parents at the time and his dad had an emergency and his mother ran over to get us to help. We were butt naked on the couch and I was riding him like crazy. She stopped for about a second after she burst through the door, then said what she needed to say and told us to get dressed and move. I was so embarrassed. But... she acted like nothing had happened. So I took my part from her and acted like nothing happened. Married people have sex. Oh well.
yerawizardlizzy 27
Why was your door unlocked? Anyone could have walked in.
mermaidgirle 12
Maybe she had a key.
pjsr 33
Wow, what a great MIL! But it was an emergency, so there wasn't much choice. At least she knew her son was happy that day.
exlanduhex3 6
lol it's a good thing, not that your mother in law let herself in, that's on her. But still getting in and your married like this, is a very positive way to make sex while married fun. ?
LynUn 3
At least you shouldn't have to worry about her letting herself in anymore!
KweenChelly 6
This needs something inbetween ur life sucks n u deserved it lol
ThrottleJockey 36
I agree, something's missing; such as letters to complete words.
elk17 7
Why is every story a mother-in-law there's no story of their own parents
ml_augustus 23
How dare you have sex. In your own home. Alone
jessicasoho 13
I let myself in my parents bedroom when I was a kid. No further comment.
thebestwooods 7
I don't think it would be weird, I think she handled it quite maturely