Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
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Ian7890 23
He's a jerk
anythingmustbe 18
Should have replied "how does it feel to be single?"
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Comments (138)
Shiiya 14
Say something childish back like "only your mother would know" You can only beat a child if you play at their level. But seriously its taboo for a guy to say the f*t word to a girl!!!!!
iOceanus 18
That's called being immature. Immaturity has no place in a moment like this. Also, your last section is a double standard.
sicksadworld1317 30
The last section is a double standard about a double standard. The Westernized culture is stuck on the idea that if a woman isn't thin, she must be fat. Men's bodies simply aren't critiqued to the same degree as a woman's body in our society, because it's how we've been conditioned. The double standard cancels itself out; and until society adjusts its standards to care about actual health rather than physical attractiveness; it's simply rude and ignorant for someone from either sex to call someone "fat".
am_bugg 20
"How does It feel to be single?" Seems like a good response.
jweezy89 4
That was almost clever... the first ten times it was suggested.
lexiale 10
#124 I am giving your comment a thumbs down because your as insensitive as the ******* boyfriend
itsjusttofunny 8
playing the devils advocate, he may actually just be concerned for you.
crazytwinsmom 25
Then he would have said something more along the lines of "I'm worried about your health".
crazytwinsmom 25
@35 have you ever actually had a bf tell you that you're fat? If you have and were ok with that, then more power to you. If you have not, then you really don't know how it feels.
themonesterman 12
Way to totally disregard your feelings. Sucks, maybe you should make an amazing comeback? (I'm not too good at those :P) In general, make sure you put him in his place.
LatvianPride 16
That's rude. Sorry OP, would recommend having a serious talk with him, or just dump the guy..
Cuteroxx 17
He's the worst boyfriend..dump him!!
LatvianPride 16
Pretty sure he's not as bad as the abusive ones who beat their girlfriend's...
barfcannon 24
This is a form of abuse as well. No one you're with should make you feel less than. Comments like that are enough to start eating disorders.
PresidentNorth 16
If they start eating disorders than obviously medical help is in need. The truth hurts right.? So why not just accept that not everything you're significant other says is going to be pleasant. All relationships are based off something. Maybe this is just how Ops bf does things. She shouldn't feel totally offended.
Andrew4263 12
drop him like a bad habit
Kergami 18
Everyone is saying dump him, get rid of him, he's a bad boyfriend. You guys are only saying that out of spite. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't dump or break up with someone you love over something so small.. Come on guys.
JoleneDaniel 12
small? that's so not a small thing.
puppie406 23
Shank me for replying to such an old comment, but I once had a boyfriend leave me because I asked him not to use an emoji in a serious conversation. Granted, he *was* a whiny brat who wasn't used to constant praise from mommy and daddy, but my point is there are much more idiotic reasons for a breakup.
kinky44 28
How do you know he was directing that to you, he couldve just been sharing his thoughts.
kozzard 17
Thank you...when I talk to someone I'll turn to look at them, it's polite. Doesn't mean the question I'm going to ask is aimed at them, I just want their thoughts on the matter.
rhpsfan9 10
Did you ask him how it felt to be a dick?
Merylwen 24
Maybe he was genuinely curious. Anyway, IF she really is fat, what is he supposed to do? Pretend she's not? "Fat" isn't necessarily an insult, it can also be a fact.
Emily062611 6
Ah, yes. The "it's not an insult" argument. So if I ask a guy with a small penis, "how does it feel to have a tiny dick?", that would be just fine? I'm telling the truth, just genuinely curious? If you say he wouldn't be insulted, we both know you're lying.