Today, it appears that moth larvae can make a water boiler their home, especially during my absence for four weeks. I learned it the hard way by pouring their boiled carcasses over my noodles. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, I was boiling pasta and tasting it every now and then too see if it was done. As an afterthought, I threw in some lentil pasta as well. Only after tasting a few more times did I notice the maggots that were now slowly rising in the boiling water. I didn't expect that much protein in those lentils. FML
Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML
Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML
Today, after days of cleaning out pantry cabinets and throwing away infested food, I thought I had finally gotten rid of my moth problem. Then I vacuumed, and saw several dozen larvae coming out of my carpet. FML
Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML
Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML
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Top comments
sandhusaurous 6
Good protein I guess
Levi2411 41
On the plus side, at least you're just the human with screwed up noodles and not the boiled carcass.
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Comments (45)
sandhusaurous 6
Good protein I guess
Dark_Zekrom 21
Perhaps you were shell-shocked?
PeppermintPenny 30
the world is telling you to eat more protein.
UserError94 18
Shudder*
moodyreallyrocks 27
You'll need new pots and pans ASAP OP!!
meli1195 31
I'm pretty sure some soap and water will suffice. Unless OP is loaded and can afford to replace all their pots and pans
AfroSamuraiHippy 10
why does everyone on this app have a stick up their ass? **** off
picax8398 12
Most accurate description of this app by far ??
Levi2411 41
On the plus side, at least you're just the human with screwed up noodles and not the boiled carcass.
xx000o 27
They do add their own umami to the noodles.
Laphog 17
Firmly regretting eating / drinking anything for st . Patrick's day . That that is ******* disgusting
PencilTips 19
At least you didn't make tea first and have to drink from the cup before realizing.
Dawnoftime 12
That's a delicacy for bridge trolls. Just leave some under a nearby toll bridge and they will reward you handsomely.