Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
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Ian7890 23
He's a jerk
anythingmustbe 18
Should have replied "how does it feel to be single?"
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Comments (138)
coppersmith 13
That's called empathy. A very rare quality! You're lucky to have him.
amoredeniro 21
I don't normally play devil's advocate, but what if OP's BF wasn't calling her fat and was just asking a random question? I could ask my guy, "What does it feel like to be famous?" We both know he's not.
TogeBara 12
This doesn't mean that you are fat, he could SERIOUSLY want to know what it is like to be a morbidly obese person.
redbull34 1
he was probably just trying to help sweetie in a nice way. Being fat is a choice and you CAN choose to be skinny there is no such thing as fat sickness or a gland problem those are excuses to make people feel better and it only ends up hurting them.
crazytwinsmom 25
There are health issues that can cause a person to gain weight and have trouble losing it such as hypothyroidism. Medicine can be taken to improve that situation. There are also some meds that can cause weight issues even though it's taken for something unrelated.
redbull34 1
well maybe you are fat you can change lose weight and maybe you can get him back
worldclassrager 41
Shoot back how does it feel to be small?
rachangie 19
Maybe you should talk to him about it. Have a conversation about how his question made you feel and if you are overweight and it bothers you that he asked, maybe you should work on it.
tigerborn69 18
Ask him how it feels to be single
TheMystery13 13
How DOES it feel to be fat?
tayymeds 23
As insensitive as it sounds, if the boyfriend was directing this towards OP,and OP is actually over weight, then he was simply pondering the thought and wanting her input. He just didn't ask politely... If your weight bothers you OP, do something about it. If it doesn't, then own up to it and be proud of who you are.