Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
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Ian7890 23
He's a jerk
anythingmustbe 18
Should have replied "how does it feel to be single?"
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Comments (138)
alanaat 8
OMG that I so mean
Emmabear161 9
should've said "I don't know. how's it feel to have a tiny penis?"
91hayek 31
You used the word pensive. You have a vocabulary. In my book, you can be as fat as you want you gorgeous well read bitch!
Karfrin123 10
Maybe he was just asking the question in general, not directed at OP?
Quiet_one 22
There's a good chance it was just a random thought that popped into his head, totally unrelated to his immediate surroundings. That happens to me all the time. And if that's the case, it probably wouldn't have occurred to him that you might take it as an insult, since in his mind it clearly didn't apply to you. Cut the guy some slack until you know the context of the question.
Blahblah9921 4
he seserves an ass beating or to be dumped
an3ph 20
Soooo... When's the funeral?
therouni 23
And my reply would have been "How does it feel to be single?". What a dick.
nana_88 10
Maybe he wanted you to notice that you gained weight; but he did it in a stupid way!
sighingforever 7
That's awful!