Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
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Ian7890 23
He's a jerk
anythingmustbe 18
Should have replied "how does it feel to be single?"
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Comments (138)
chocolatefrog28 29
Am I the only one bothered by the "pensive and thoughtful expression" bit? Those are synonyms. And maybe he was asking about being fat in general, not asking her personally.
EggsinaBasket 9
THANK YOU! Someone here who can also shift perspectives of a situation as well.
FrankHotpants 31
What is, worst possible things to say to a woman.
Monika444 1
If he didn't realize that was offensive when he said it, he's not emotionally mature enough to be a good boyfriend. Don't wait for him to grow up. Wait for a good man.
PresidentNorth 16
We don't know anything behind their relationship. He could be the best man ever for her. Just asked a simple question.
rdenkewicz 11
Is there any chance the question was rhetorical and not directed at you?
chrisstachon 30
that escalated quickly
0ss 12
I wouldn't. jump to conclusions OP. If he did direct it at you though, then he's. either really daft or genuinely curious. If it bothers you then talk to him about it.
liloldme76 14
What a dick
vlalam 24
Wow that's horrible... Is he a dick?
sanecatlady 13
Boyfriend? More like boyenemy!
wiseKat99 13
Dump him. You don't need that I your life. I just dumped my first bf and he was an abusive jerk. I swear he put the foreigner song "Cold as Ice" to a whole new meaning....