Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
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Ian7890 23
He's a jerk
anythingmustbe 18
Should have replied "how does it feel to be single?"
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Comments (138)
LuvMissKay 4
Well, did you tell him.
sweetbliss3 37
It sounds like a legit question to me. I'm not sticking up for anyone, but if you've never been fat you obviously don't know what it's like. As the bf stated, he was wondering, which makes him curious. If you're wondering about something, you usually ask about it. Better to be informed than ignorant
Melkboy 7
Sounds to me that he had an honest question. No need to get butthurt about it. He didn't ask you ''hey babe how do you put up with being such a fat tub of lard all day?'' He even hesitated. Either formulate and answer or say you don't wanna answer.
juledeyes 4
"How does it feel to be single?"
Naphtayli 4
Leave him.
theonecasey 27
What an asshat
frenchiegirl1 6
Should respond, " probably not as bad as having crap sex with a guy whose package barely works" It's mean but it will make him feel like crap too. Then perhaps dump him
CrazyMelvin 14
What a nice guy...(insert sarcasm). Get rid of that insensitive jerk
FML64128 7
He might not actually expect her to have an answer, he might be genuinely curious. For example, I'm a guy and one of my friends did the same thing except he said I wonder what it's like to be a girl. Clearly not a stab at me, but could be twisted around to be that way. Maybe OP's bf has some kind of repressed fetish about getting fat.
sibeso 17
Wow, some guts on him. I'm picturing the Insanity Wolf meme. You don't say that to a woman, unless maybe you want a limp and a soprano voice.