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bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

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notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

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thathurt - 01/01/2012 00:51 - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

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fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

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Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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Anonymous - 01/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML

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Anonymous - 01/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

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DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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EvenIfItKillsMe 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:28

awh. People can be so mean.

ichnal 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:34

You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?

youngsofly 13

Tuesday 25 October 2011 12:12

You should've countered with: "hey bitch, did your dad give you that "special love" to you when you were a child?" Drop them lila a baws, just sayin'

niebauer 9

Friday 6 January 2012 6:31

That sucks

stephissilly 18

Monday 16 January 2012 3:16

if you're sweet and can make me laugh, you're perfect :)

jdawg2010 0

Monday 16 January 2012 5:40

B¡tches better recognize, hah. No, but seriously, a guy with an ass is a guy with class.

nikkiruth94 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:24

Aww that's not very nice :( I'm sure you are quite cute!

potatodawson 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:35

This made my heart hurt. I'm sure you're very attractive don't sell yourself short! Girls are so horrible.

fancypantsgirl 3

Thursday 29 November 2012 3:00

I wanna see that ass! Jk don't feel hurt by them there're just shallow girls :)

generationaliya 7

Monday 28 January 2013 14:47

You should've said "since you were already checking out my ass, you may as well get done and kiss it" it probably would've shut them up. Just remember, karma will hit them twice as hard.