Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML
Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s birthday party. I slipped and fell onto the table of presents, knocking each one of them over, pulling a muscle in the process. My friend bitched me out for not being careful and “ruining” his presents. I got kicked out. FML
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML
Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML
Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party and tried to lean casually against a wall while talking to someone. I missed the wall and ended up stumbling backwards into the punch bowl that was atop the coffee table. FML
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ostensibly 0
Time for some new friends. That shit is unacceptable.
IamSpartacus 0
Your friends suck.
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Comments (136)
SpeedKing 0
Which leg did you hurt? I want to know: did you have problems braking or accelerating.
Sam_13161821 0
ydi. don't waste money buying heels if you're just going to take them off after standing for 10 minutes.
rooneyroo 0
Um... You brake and accelerate with the same foot. Unless it's a stick shift, but the OP is a woman and most of them don't know how to drive stick.
capslockisgood 19
You're only supposed to use one foot for both so he either had trouble with both or none
Palirose 22
131- OP could possibly drive a stick shift, just saying.
teentee401 37
Stick has nothing to do with the need to accelerate and brake
BoredomIsReal 13
Clutch.
IamSpartacus 0
Your friends suck.
bob1124 0
lol heels. And yeah, your friends totally suck.
th484952 0
u do realize u only use 1 foot to do both #1 also your own fault you decided to take off your shoes at a place full of drunk people
youknowimright 5
Part two of your comment is the smartest I've seen yet. YDI for taking your shoes off on a dancefloor with drunk people everywhere.
rocker_chick105 31
Yes, because broken glass instantly means everyone was hammered.
ostensibly 0
Time for some new friends. That shit is unacceptable.
cherrytwiz 0
fyl mostly for having shitty "friends"
paxromana 0
#4 Drunk or not, there must have been someone SOBER who saw the glass and decided to not bother cleaning it up. This FML is indeed an FML because of lazy friends. Time for a new social circle! I think it will pay off.
StarrieyedFML 0
You have really really shitty "friends". FYL
Zandra 0
Sounds like you need new friends.
crowdish 0
Time for new friends