Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to have a heart-to-heart talk. My dildo was sitting on the nightstand. I didn't notice until she told me to make sure the dog didn't get it. FML
Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents' bedroom, so we went to investigate. It was coming from a drawer, so we opened it. Inside, a battery-operated dildo was flapping around. FML
Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML
Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys… a big black rubber cock. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
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156496845646 5
You're the one going through someone else's stuff. And without permission. I don't know why you feel like you are the victim.
RebeccaMcQ 15
You did it yourself. No respect!
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Comments (17)
shannon2348 14
I'm pretty sure you had no business searching her room. ydi
lizenhagen 11
Grow up
Tiffani Carter 6
Buy a new pen. Ask questions instead of going through drawers.
trashcan_man 16
People of all ages have sex. It may be with others or by themselves, but it is normal and natural. Unless you were jealous because it was better than your toys, this was not an FML.
randybryant799 21
What the hell? Is the mother not allowed to enjoy herself. And you definitely need to keep out of people's private stuff.