Today, I accidentally cooked my new Apple Pencil. Being magnetic, it stuck to a baking tray that was put down on the table I’d been drawing at, and went in the oven. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, I noticed something written on the top of my toaster, so I used a finger to clear away some of the crumbs, burning my finger in the process. The writing? "CAUTION: Hot surface!" Thanks, toaster. FML
Today, I left my MacBook Pro on the kitchen counter, so my mother later ran it through the dishwasher, thinking it was a “lovely apple chopping board”. FML
Today, while cooking dinner, I managed to set my oven mitt on fire. In my panic, I tried to throw it in the sink, but it landed on a stack of t-shirts, which were lying on the counter. Both the mitt and my favorite Sonic Youth t-shirt now have matching burn holes. FML
Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML
Today, I was reading a recipe list on my tablet. I moved a little, and one of my fat rolls came into contact with a button which closed the tab. FML
Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You might want to call Apple about that. I wouldn't be surprised if your story doesn't give them a good laugh and they give you a free replacement. Worst case scenario is they get a good laugh. And in this sad time, you'd be quite a hero for making people laugh.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Mmm Apple crisp.
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Mmm Apple crisp.
RichardPencil 32
You might want to call Apple about that. I wouldn't be surprised if your story doesn't give them a good laugh and they give you a free replacement. Worst case scenario is they get a good laugh. And in this sad time, you'd be quite a hero for making people laugh.
ojoRojo 27
That’s actually pretty funny, but I’m sure not in the moment! Hope they replace it for you
FinkiusMaximus 9
How'd it taste?
Kelsie Lynn Christensen 13
Oh man those cost like $100. I’m sorry
BurnInDemonFire 39
Whoopsie-doodle!
Nhayaa 21
I hope you didn't eat whatever it is you were cooking because plastic and metal emanations are not good for your health...