Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
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xSkittle 16
Heartless to post that, those friend who have feelings for you can read it aswell. You got what you deserve.
GhostChickens 17
No sympathy from me, OP. There was no reason for you to post that on Facebook, were you just trying to inflate your ego or something? Your poor friend doesn't need to see that. If you didn't want to date him, you could have just politely declined if he asked you out. You can't get mad that your crush publicly stated that he didn't fancy you, because that's exactly what you did to your friend.
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Comments (93)
Jst4kicks 16
HA! stupid bitch, getting friendzoned sucks huh? maybe give some other guy that already likes you a chance?
fwongraven 10
No.
Egregious 5
An ugly attitude will make a person unappealing. However strong your "guy friend's" feelings are, publicly embarrassing them via social network is inconsiderate and rude. Sure, it's awkward and frustrating to find yourself in a situation where you can't return another person's feelings, but humiliating the guy is a low blow. Be more considerate next time. I wish you luck with your crush, and any future romantic ventures.
ak4608 8
Sounds like a Shakespearean comedy
NinjaBunny026 16
No, I think that's her xD but still, SDI for even posting something like this, it's hard to find someone who genuinely likes you nowadays
Erery 16
Ik that feel.... it's like you thought they actually liked you as a person turns out they just wanted to get inside your panties.
JoshuahColins 19
Karma is a bitch.... You bitch
mcm_3 16
It is
mcm_3 16
I think its nice to know when somebody likes me, if I don't like them I don't go screaming it on internet for anyone to read and furthur embarass them.
boycrazy30007 12
Anyone else feel like this was written by a twelve year old?
bosox29 14
I definitely like the 12 year old concept, hell I guess I gave to much credit I said 16 year old...
bexxiiee 11
Ohhh the irony... Karma is a bitch, no? :)