Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
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xSkittle 16
Heartless to post that, those friend who have feelings for you can read it aswell. You got what you deserve.
GhostChickens 17
No sympathy from me, OP. There was no reason for you to post that on Facebook, were you just trying to inflate your ego or something? Your poor friend doesn't need to see that. If you didn't want to date him, you could have just politely declined if he asked you out. You can't get mad that your crush publicly stated that he didn't fancy you, because that's exactly what you did to your friend.
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Comments (93)
knoxxx 22
The friendzone is an imaginary place where people go when they believe they are entitled to have all their romantic/sexual feelings towards other people be completely reciprocated. Needless to say, bashing people's feelings in a public forum was not classy, OP. And it came back to bite you in the ass. Lesson learned, I hope.
football98_fml 20
all guys are gonna have feelings for their friend that is a girl, even if they dont show it
mike307 11
YDI!
interesting33 37
Friendzoning is fine I think - you can't help how you feel. But to advertise it like that might be a bit hurtful to the guy who liked you if he knew it was directed at him...
cristy91 33
113, maybe at a young age where both sexes just want to hump all things (emphasis on maybe) but when you get older you should be able to have friends of both genders without any problem
cylus13 9
Friend zone should be a step toward a relationship. Not a detour. A friend makes for a better lover. For one thing when the puppy love is gone you still have things in common.
kokoroddd 2
Just because male friends like OP doesnt mean she has to like them back. Her crush denied her, happens to everyone boohoo get over it. OP will find the one someday. Love takes time and patience.
skyeyez9 25
Are you looking for guys friends at a gay bar? This is very weird for a man to have most of his male friends crushing on him......exactly where did you meet them?
sematariux 7
Op, you must be one of those girls that has multiple guy friends that you lead on, am I right? And you turn them down one by one, and chase after another male that you probably know without a doubt, wants nothing to do with you. Even though you have had several attempts put on you, probably by genuinely good guys. YDI I hope your guy friends find good, honest women and drop you like the bad habit that you are.
ThePaul007 14
That's what you get for friend zoning guys.