Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
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xSkittle 16
Heartless to post that, those friend who have feelings for you can read it aswell. You got what you deserve.
GhostChickens 17
No sympathy from me, OP. There was no reason for you to post that on Facebook, were you just trying to inflate your ego or something? Your poor friend doesn't need to see that. If you didn't want to date him, you could have just politely declined if he asked you out. You can't get mad that your crush publicly stated that he didn't fancy you, because that's exactly what you did to your friend.
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Comments (93)
ILoveMyArm 15
@32 But, think of all the attention she will get from others and how cool she will look by claiming that so many of her guys friends have had feelings for her!
yoshithecat 15
Just to throw this concept out there for everyone shaming her for making a public post; if it were on Facebook, you can make it a customised filter so the latest person to like her couldn't see it. Nowhere in this fml did it say that she made this post and tagged him in it or outed him for liking her. So, she may have been wise about this and prevented certain people from seeing it. Another thing to keep in mind is that she may not even be friends with the bloke on Facebook.
Egregious 5
Word still travels, though. I can only speak for myself, but if my crush knew about my feelings, and then I later find out through someone else my feelings were enough reason for them vent frustration on Facebook, I'd feel pretty embarrassed. It's like pouring salt on a wound with an audience.
bosox29 14
#84 I agree with you, no matter the filter someone else saw it or OP told someone. Either way it's not a good thing...
AnimeBitch 14
You're kind of a bitch, lol. Lower your damn standards and if your friends were actuallt your friends you wouldn't hang them out to dry on Facebook.
helpfulwhale 12
This (deservedly) brought her down a notch. YDI for posting something like that on the Internet. Now you know how those guys feel
chasing_silence 10
you deserve this so hard.
tanekdrachonae 19
Karma. I've heard it's a bitch.
Lilxpie 18
Friendzone power activate! Karma can be a bitch.
crisanba 18
HAHAHA!! That sucks
marshie75 1
Oh poor thing. How hard to be so adored.
Jellobomb 5
It's fine that you don't have feelings back for your friend, everyone experiences that sometime. But going and putting it up on facebook? That's low