Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
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Top comments
xSkittle 16
Heartless to post that, those friend who have feelings for you can read it aswell. You got what you deserve.
GhostChickens 17
No sympathy from me, OP. There was no reason for you to post that on Facebook, were you just trying to inflate your ego or something? Your poor friend doesn't need to see that. If you didn't want to date him, you could have just politely declined if he asked you out. You can't get mad that your crush publicly stated that he didn't fancy you, because that's exactly what you did to your friend.
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Comments (93)
GhostChickens 17
No sympathy from me, OP. There was no reason for you to post that on Facebook, were you just trying to inflate your ego or something? Your poor friend doesn't need to see that. If you didn't want to date him, you could have just politely declined if he asked you out. You can't get mad that your crush publicly stated that he didn't fancy you, because that's exactly what you did to your friend.
xxnoellechan 9
That sucks, but you can never control other people's feelings.
Trish01 23
I'd vote YDI a thousand times if I could. You're lucky that your crush is willing to even be your friend after such a douche move.
gracehi 33
I wonder if he somehow knew OP had a crush on him, and that's why he publicly volunteered--just to give her a taste of her own medicine.
Mossears133 15
Oh I so hope that's the case, 80!
CharresBarkrey 16
Ah, and it comes full circle! Nice to see the universe working that way. You're basically a hypocrite, OP.
CharresBarkrey 16
Also, I hope you feel just as bad as you made your "yet another guy friend" feel by posting that.
Wizardo 34
The Universe is just rebalancing, about time some people get to acquaint themselves with the f-f-friendzoooooone.
AndrewSalty 4
Attention seeking much??? Who posts something this up themselves
grghillis96 15
What a bitch
Slawter16 24
"Yet another"? Yeah sorry but YDI. I have no sympathy for you.
briangarnadi 19
You girls need to stop playing with our emotions....
DotDootyDot 17
#25 "Stop playing with [your] emotions"? How are they doing that? Being friendly to someone does not mean ipso facto that you're into them, and a lot of people have a hard time understanding that you're not entitled to someone's romantic feelings just because you're friends with them. If she said "no", she's not toying with you. She still wants to be your friend, not your girlfriend. If you can't deal with that, so sorry. :|
T1A2Z3 35
No. Us girls need to stop posting about it on social media. Nothing wrong with not liking people. Maybe even bitching about this kind of thing in private. But physically rubbing his nose in it is just horrible.
HeartOfLead 24
"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Friend Zone. "