Today, I found out that yet another of my guy friends liked me. I then posted on social media that I just wanted a guy friend that had absolutely no romantic feelings for me. My crush volunteered. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, I told my crush I liked him. Instead of rejecting me or telling me that he might have felt similar, he decided to pretend to be dumb and clueless and just kept asking who my crush was. I found out later that he knew all along but he just wanted to ragebait me. FML
Today, one of my guy friends, who I’m not interested in romantically, asked me out on a date. This is the third time a "friend" has asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
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Top comments
xSkittle 16
Heartless to post that, those friend who have feelings for you can read it aswell. You got what you deserve.
GhostChickens 17
No sympathy from me, OP. There was no reason for you to post that on Facebook, were you just trying to inflate your ego or something? Your poor friend doesn't need to see that. If you didn't want to date him, you could have just politely declined if he asked you out. You can't get mad that your crush publicly stated that he didn't fancy you, because that's exactly what you did to your friend.
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Comments (93)
Masonator28 9
Amber why would you post this on FML?!?! Personal!
gottageek 17
While I personally think friendzones are blown out of proportion, blasting it on facebook is a douche move. It's totally your call not to pursue a relationship with someone, but don't turn around and further degrade their intentions.
ABByLeeVashe 17
Just because a guy/girl likes you doesn't mean that you have to date her or him. Think about it: your dating someone when you have NO FEELINGS for them. Is that any better? You don't "put" someone in the "Friend Zone" like an item, it just happens. Deal with it.
fwongraven 10
Are you for real? Should she have forced herself to have feelings for them or something?
jnanderson 16
That's not what she said. She publicly shamed them over social media, then her crush put her down. It's karma.
SamanthaNGoree 10
Sounds like a cry for attention to me.
VeylonaBloodsea 6
There are more people calling her names for having the audacity to not like those other guys back and some weird sense of karma than there are people pointing out how shitty posting that publicly was. ...gross. Friend zone is imaginary. You're not entitled to shit just because you like someone. They don't like you back? Get over it, move on. Either be a friend or leave them be. That's not what's wrong in this OP, it's the possibility that her status was completely public that is wrong.
MrPortalFan 21
YDI for 1. Not realizing just because he likes you doesn't mean you can't still be friends, you were fine before you knew and he liked you anyway. 2. For posting all your problems on Facebook.
bummerbums 16
Karma's a bitch. Sucks OP, YDI.
vanaathiel 13
Karma? She can't help who she likes. She has ZERO responsibility to date her guy friends just because they're there.
LeeCards 8
Be careful what you want.