Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
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Top comments
aliawesome 0
that doesn't seem like such a bad thing, bacon is yum
Ninjaface 0
Are you kidding? That's totally romantic if you play it right. "That's not the only part of me that tastes like bacon. Why don't you have a lick?"
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Comments (102)
sillylung 0
Here's the standard FML formula nowadays: >girl does lovey dovey shit with boyfriend >something slightly unromantic happens >FML OMG EPIC WIN! IM MEAN SERIOUSLY THATS SO HORRIBLE OMG
MLSxxox 3
wheres the fml here? bacon is GOD! even if its through your mouth
Pitta_fml 0
That's really cute!
cave_man_ 0
So what he likes that your mouth tastes like bacon... eat more bacon then.
johnny_carmello 0
id love if girls tasted like bacon
israelnotjacob 20
With another FML like this I want to start a petition to add a "who cares" vote button on here. I can see how that may have felt a bit odd, but just because that may have killed the mood a tad does not mean your life sucks by any means, and as long as your boyfriend likes your breath, who cares what it smells like.
lilcountrygirl 0
haha! sounds like my boyfriend, if that were me i would just laugh it off and tease him too. xD be happy you have a man who is that open :)
Sparkey 0
What's wrong with bacon?! Unless he was hinting that you were overweight...
Asstazztic 8
ok first of all I'm 18 and **** u Luckster and littlegolferboy why don't u mind ur own ******* business "little boy" I give u younger than 12 and the name gives it away so don't comment on other people's business
xxCFHxx 0
Dude, you definitely aren't 18 because your comments sound like a seventh grader. Why don't you shut the **** up, back off of Luckster and littlegolferboy (my heroes, too), and go do your homework. Faggots like you are the reason the verb 'flaming' was invented.
littlegolferboy 4
That's funny, because I probably was around 12 when I first started using that name when I signed up for Hotmail. And now, 12 years later, I can't quite seem to get rid of it. Kind of like herpes, I guess.
Spagneti 0
You guys get trolled really easily, haha. How can you even take "Asstazztic" seriously? You're all getting worked up over like NOTHING.
hawkloverr 0
the other night i was having sex with my boyfriend and he suddenly said he wanted to get breakfast at mcdonalds