Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
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Top comments
aliawesome 0
that doesn't seem like such a bad thing, bacon is yum
Ninjaface 0
Are you kidding? That's totally romantic if you play it right. "That's not the only part of me that tastes like bacon. Why don't you have a lick?"
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Comments (102)
samiiibabyyy 0
thank you for just wasting 10 seconds of my life that i could have used to read someone else's NON pointless FML.
maverick1031 0
she probably thought it's an FML because her breath smelled like bacon
samiiibabyyy 0
& WHY WOULD THAT BE BAD #41? everyone loves bacon. it's the universal favorite food & that is so not a bad thing. if my bf's breath tasted like bacon, i'd kiss him more.
blastvortex 4
Mmmm... bacon...
kukopia 0
Is your gf Miss Piggy?!??
Zazu7711 0
Ewwww
Cunning_Cupcake 0
Everything is better with bacon; although...bacon flavored lube might not be too enticing
Swampeh 0
bacon icecream?
killer122 11
women are stupid. that is the greatest compliment a man has ever given his woman. if you smell like bacon you are in possession of his two greatest conquests bacon and pussy. revel in the fact that you could keep him for the rest of eternity with just those two things
lmmmr 0
You sound like a real winner. Let us know when you hit puberty.
Wet_Dream 0
you 2.. are fatty's
jonny2x4 0
I see a winwinwin here.
replaceme 0
Bacon is a GODSEND. This is not a bad thing!