Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
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Top comments
aliawesome 0
that doesn't seem like such a bad thing, bacon is yum
Ninjaface 0
Are you kidding? That's totally romantic if you play it right. "That's not the only part of me that tastes like bacon. Why don't you have a lick?"
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Comments (102)
_Naboo_ 0
Well if he loves it then what's the problem?
testing_fml 0
Why do you have joint accounts with your unemployed parents?
Niv_fml 0
I'd go out with you in a second if you tasted like bacon! That stuff is awesome :D
_elly_beth_ 0
And this is an FML how? I think posts like these need their own website. Like "Stupid Shit My Boyfriend/Girlfriend Says."
Chadling 0
That's a compliment, not an FML.
perdix 31
That's what you get for smoking hickory-flavored cigarettes. . . and being a pig. Just kidding. If your mouth really tastes like bacon, guys will line up around the block to go out with you. I even feel like making some toast, putting lettuce, tomato and mayo on it and coming over to make out with you! We'll suck face for a while and then I'll take a bite of my sammich. How's that sound to you?
ruben7467 0
Bacon!
IDigSmartLadies 0
Kissing bacon? Well, if you're looking to upgrade guys, you know where you can find me..
WorkThatButt 2
Okay...I don't really think this is an FML...since he said "love" and not "hate"...*eyeroll*...
Callyn 47
This post is exactly why FML needs a "so the **** what?" button. Your boyfriend likes the way your mouth tastes when he kisses you, how s this a bad thing? Goddamn insecure people and the goddamn stupid, pointless boring FMLs...