Today, a police car hit my parked vehicle, likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me, I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket for "impeding a police officer." My car was in my driveway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML
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Top comments
Ashamed_Sister 60
Get a lawyer and sue him. It's highly unlikely that anything else would be successful.
toaster87 19
So.. Fight it?
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Comments (109)
HamsterHayden 4
*****.
aintmypants 2
I call bs on this one.
scottyrocks123 21
Fight the ticket.
jmcr 27
You can fight that bs in court and win. Easy case
Mooglefox 24
Cops never own up to causing stuff like that unless there are too many witnesses.
Labarynth 2
I call bullshit
foxysunshine 12
I'd definitely fight it!! Take them to court to have the ticket thrown out (see if there is a set date to fight it already ON the ticket)
CaptainRR 20
Canadian Police vehicles should be equipped with a dash cam. Typical cruisers should also have dash cams. Request the video on the dadhcam
KazersGamers 16
Challenge the ticket. Don't move your car.
Lexipants 21
...Yeaaahhh. You need to fight the shit out of that one.