Today, a police car hit my parked vehicle, likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me, I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket for "impeding a police officer." My car was in my driveway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML
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Top comments
Ashamed_Sister 60
Get a lawyer and sue him. It's highly unlikely that anything else would be successful.
toaster87 19
So.. Fight it?
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Comments (109)
dominoL 7
SUE! Sue the brakes off him and his stupid car
AbsyntheMayhem 23
I got pulled over once when I had already been parked in a parking lot and getting out of my car. Turns out they saw me drive past a gas station and just kept asking me if I was on drugs because I have a mohawk. Pretty much all my police experiences have been unfair. Take him to court!
toyhenoctus 16
Wow, that's not cool. I'd sue his ass...
flyerpretender 3
Sue dat pig!!! >_< he was probably trying to use presumptive scare-tactic...
SaltyC 10
Stupid cop
stormrunner987 12
"Well damn Jackie, I can't control the weather!"
Sulphuric_Glue 16
Sue
maserle 8
court now.
Wadlaen 24
I'd say you should take this as far as you can , you've got a very strong case!