Today, a police car hit my parked vehicle, likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me, I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket for "impeding a police officer." My car was in my driveway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML
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Top comments
Ashamed_Sister 60
Get a lawyer and sue him. It's highly unlikely that anything else would be successful.
toaster87 19
So.. Fight it?
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Comments (109)
plasmius97 6
Sounds like GTA V.
dmoney247ivy 2
if you go to court and try to tell them what actually happened it will actually probably go his way without hard evidence
Tripitaka 21
I sooo want a feedback on this!
bribedharpy05 5
You can go to the police station and complain all police cars have cameras always recording in the front and if he declines what happened they can pull up the footage and see what actually happened
EmoKami 21
Gotta love BC cops! The only place where a cop drinks and drives, kills a young man, then flees and drives home to take another shot and goes back to the scene only to get slapped with 12 months conditional sentence and no jail time. Your car shouldn't have been there obviously...
KaywinnetLeeFrye 15
If you don't sue him this turns into ydi
this_ghetto 16
Wtf fight it
VbPretend 7
Fight it and I'll Likly win
mimii00 10
Just fight or sue him and then sue him for your legal fees..
SPFINATOR1993 10
How dare you park your car in your driveway. You should be ashamed of yourself and your disregard for our brave officers.