Today, a police car hit my parked vehicle, likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me, I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket for "impeding a police officer." My car was in my driveway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML
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Top comments
Ashamed_Sister 60
Get a lawyer and sue him. It's highly unlikely that anything else would be successful.
toaster87 19
So.. Fight it?
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[email protected] 14
All cops have cams on them so I would take the number off of the cops car and tell someone from police station what happened and ask them watch the video
Omniprism 15
He's trying to cover his own ass. What a dick. Fight the ticket and contact the police department to let them know what happened immediately. If you can take photos of the skid marks in the snow from his car. The more evidence the better. Good luck.
SkullSphinx 10
You should have refused to sign it. He won't arrest you when he knows it's his fault. He'll lose his job and get sued.
Tailored 15
It's because you are black...too soon? I am black myself
cdawgtate 9
Take that son of a bitch to court
Fas4wd 13
Bullshit! No officer can get away with doing that? Where are you? North Korea?
BTLoser96 9
So a cop hit you and you got in trouble... Sounds like the Grand Theft Auto games.
fabcade 14
his car probably has dash cam. so fight it!!
xzanex 22
Cops who abuse their power are the worst
menfearme 10
Dont move your car. Take a lot of pics /video. Call it in. Call your insurance. Your insurance company will fight him too.