Transportation, Cars, ACAB and Cops: Am I being detained? - FML

Am I being detained?

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, a police car hit my parked vehicle, likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me, I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket for "impeding a police officer." My car was in my driveway. FML

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Monday 16 February 2015 14:12

Get a lawyer and sue him. It's highly unlikely that anything else would be successful.

toaster87 19

Monday 16 February 2015 14:12

So.. Fight it?

Comments

Ouch12354 8

Wednesday 18 February 2015 19:47

Holy gawd some police abuse their powers and that exactly what's happening here

ITSUPEREFFECTIVE 12

Thursday 19 February 2015 0:10

I'm gonna enjoy this one, **** DA POLICE!

_heavenlysasa 16

Thursday 19 February 2015 5:43

You need to report that asswipe

thelaughingcat 6

Thursday 19 February 2015 7:36

Policemen are so awful sometimes

Swayla 8

Thursday 19 February 2015 16:15

That's definitely some bullshit!

NathanIsALoser 5

Thursday 19 February 2015 17:00

There was probably more cumming.

onstarr416 8

Friday 20 February 2015 9:30

'Merica

britbrat237 14

Saturday 21 February 2015 4:53

Fight it!

hendsn1 6

Sunday 22 February 2015 20:39

thats messed up. isnt that just abusive to their powers? take them to court.

jtsfml4 1

Monday 23 February 2015 4:49

post a picture of the ticket or or didn't happen. sorry but this does not seem believable

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