Today, I accidentally changed the radio station in my boyfriend’s car. He threw a humongous fit and started driving recklessly, almost causing an accident on several occasions. He then dropped me off at a stop sign and told me to, "walk home, you need to lose weight anyway, fat bitch." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio on to a certain station. When I did, there was a talk show on, and the host was ranting about how important it is for women to control themselves and not be emotional. My boyfriend continued texting me, asking if I was listening. FML
Today, my husband sped my car up to 80 in a 30, and almost crashed, which would have killed us both. What did I do to set him off? I played a song he didn't like. FML
Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
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Top comments
LunaEevee13 25
I hope he is an ex now. Hope you are doing well.
DogeToTheMoon 4
Dump him he’s insane
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Comments (23)
Marcella1016 32
Really want a follow-up on this one. You absolutely don’t deserve this type of treatment, no matter what other “good” or “lovable” qualities he may have shown in the past. He is not worth it, and you are worth much better than that. This type of behavior will escalate and continue to get worse, and you can get hurt. He is an abuser, and it almost inevitably will get physical. Leave him, no matter what other factors there may be in the relationship that make you consider keeping him. There are many, many other people out there who will see your worth, treat you better, and prove that they are deserving of you. Good luck, OP.
KristyRoseTakeMeHome 12
You mean ex-boyfriend, right?
unKnown621 6
I hope he’s your ex now 😬
DanielleinDC 34
This dude has problems. DTMFA.
peterblackmer91 12
And he's still your boyfriend??
Anzubar007 4
How do you accidentally lean forward and start messing with the radio? I feel like there's a lot you're not telling us.
SM79 6
uh, he's not your EX boyfriend wh?
Ashenfall 3
You mean ex-boyfriend, right? Right?
EmmaMK 35
His behavior is not healthy. Better to find someone who values you, and your safety