Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went outside to feed the hedgehogs who often visit my garden. It was late in the evening and dark outside. I was walking barefoot, when I suddenly stepped on something. It felt soft and splashed apart under my foot. I looked and realized that I had stepped on a slug. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML
Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML
Today, I stepped on a glue trap for scorpions. Bare foot. There was a scorpion already caught on it. It wasn't dead. FML
Today, on my way home from school, I accidentally stepped on a dead rat. That gross squishy feeling and the sound of its bones cracking… I'm never going to forget that for the rest of my life. FML
Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on my cat's paw and she let out a deafening screech of pain. After treating her like a queen for the rest of the day as an apology, I accidentally kicked her in the dark, sending her flying up against the wall. I feel as though I should sleep with one eye open tonight. FML
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Doritozilla 20
Imagine just sitting there relaxing when all of the sudden a giant foot squishes you? o.O
then000bster 16
Sounds like you had a smashing time.
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Comments (97)
morbidbeauties 10
Your foot went all Kai the hitchhiker on the frog. Smash! Smash! Suhhhhhmash..!
Wakachulak 22
Quit being a diva. I've stepped on stuff with a bare foot, I doesn't hurt that much.
morbidbeauties 10
Were you being sarcastic? If you weren't, well I'm pretty sure OP didn't mean that his foot hurts but instead because of how gross it was that he was barefoot when he smashed the frog.
kievking 14
That poor frog croaked
snugglesMcGee199 23
I know that feel, bro. The sickening sounds and crunching underfoot give you a sick feeling in your stomach and make you want to cry.
zoidberg666 3
That little bastard Kermit needed to die
graceinsheepwear 34
That's a Grimm tale OP. You were supposed to kiSS that frog, not kiLL him. Now you'll never get to live in the castle.
Chris93Jones 20
nick nick nick nick nick... nickelodeon
charliewhippet 9
You have my sympathy. I once trod on a slug while I was barefoot... most disgusting experience of my life, and he wasn't too happy about it either.
skyeyez9 25
I accidentally drove my car tire over a bullfrog once in my driveway. It was dark out and I didn't see it till I felt a slight bump and a popping sound. I got out to see what happened....flat frog :(
Kathts7 12
Feel bad for the frog