Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went outside to feed the hedgehogs who often visit my garden. It was late in the evening and dark outside. I was walking barefoot, when I suddenly stepped on something. It felt soft and splashed apart under my foot. I looked and realized that I had stepped on a slug. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML
Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML
Today, I stepped on a glue trap for scorpions. Bare foot. There was a scorpion already caught on it. It wasn't dead. FML
Today, on my way home from school, I accidentally stepped on a dead rat. That gross squishy feeling and the sound of its bones cracking… I'm never going to forget that for the rest of my life. FML
Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on my cat's paw and she let out a deafening screech of pain. After treating her like a queen for the rest of the day as an apology, I accidentally kicked her in the dark, sending her flying up against the wall. I feel as though I should sleep with one eye open tonight. FML
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Doritozilla 20
Imagine just sitting there relaxing when all of the sudden a giant foot squishes you? o.O
then000bster 16
Sounds like you had a smashing time.
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Comments (97)
Greenmarsh 31
Sure you weren't the one screaming? haha
Likian5 26
Just reading this post sent made me shudder. F yours AND the frog's life.
marzipanimal 15
The frog doesn't have a life.
Axipiter 24
Anymore.
cristy91 33
That's happened to me too, and what's really bad is your foot feels weird afterwards, as if the foot did a terrible deed and was banished from the body. Anyway, it's okay, OP. These things happen, and you should just be thankful the frog doesn't have the cognitive capacity to regret a life unlived... Or at least that's what science says.
ydi_4_suking 20
It happened to me too. But it was a baby bird. It squealed and then died. It feels so gross
K410 18
You were barefoot too? D:
pheebs314 17
Ever step on a snail? They crunch and squish...
cecilk 29
Stepped on a carp. It was already dead before I tried to enter the water at exactly the location it decided to find its final place. It happeneds over 10 years ago and I still remember the feeling. Never been back to that lake.
brave_josh 9
My life sucks! I stepped on a frog! OP, the frog is the victim here. Not you
PenguinBitch 44
Just hop it off OP, hop it off.
Katy326 10
Just read that in The Rock's voice, thanks to your pic.
HeartOfLead 24
Fatality.
mete_orito 34
I would say... Footality lol
michelleJ11 25
Poor frog ... Never saw you coming
Obey_StudBoii 23
Poor Kermit.
KendraLaine 18
F the frog's life not yours! This may be gross but you'll live.
shadokis 15
I know what it feels like to step on a dead, macerated mouse with bare feet, so I could imagine a frog squishing between your toes. Sorry OP
Daiyuki 5
Macerated is a real word?