Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML
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Top comments
ama17 0
That's quite a new take on just screaming, "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!"
Shock98 0
hahahah. what the heckkk. how did you not notice that?
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kira1kira 0
I have no idea how the prayer go
Qup 0
...mental.
bishoprsv2 0
I can't help but wonder why the queefmumbling anti-religious trolls go through so much trouble to convince others that they are wrong. Could it be they have no lives and are miserable cocktuggers? I'll take that as a yes.
triplethreat13 0
wow haha that's pretty funny!! if you're religious, it makes sense, but if not, then it's just plain hilarious!!!
Hjelloo 0
Religious people are ******* stupid. I hope you all die right now just to find out that Heaven doesn't exist and your beliefs are false. ****** niggers.
Lilianna_fml 0
Wow... I think you have almost won the gold medal in offensiveness. If you had thrown in something about the religious giving you a ******** while dusting and making you a sandwich, you'd be a shoe-in.
dramakat11 0
If all of their beliefs are false they won't find out anything. They'll just be gone.
tameingraleat 6
#108 - You are awesome. Good thinking! :)
offtimeguitarist 0
**** Christianity.
wowfmlife 0
dude there arent even any big/scary roller coaters in MA and you dont make fun of others' religions, thats just ignorant
Tsumetai_fml 0
praying while on a rollarcoaster isn't too bad i remember riding the octopus ride with my mom we were the crazies on that ride she was screaming her head off saying she was gonna die and i was laughing so hard at her that i must've looked insane XD made a poem for that day: "Arround and arround and upside down, twirl'n'whirl'n'hurl."
SookMauNoots 0
ydi for belvievingin god
blondie3689 1
U know the Lord's prayer well enough to scream it randomly while on a roller coaster? How many times a week do u go to church? =/ that's sad
Jazzywrites007 2
I never go to church and I know it... =)
tameingraleat 6
I haven't been to church in 10 years and I know it ... of course, I attended Catholic school until I was 12...
redbluegreen 41
Most of the people I know, regardless of their religion, know the Lord's prayer by heart. Whether they've only been to church a few times in their life, or they go every week.