Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML
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Top comments
ama17 0
That's quite a new take on just screaming, "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!"
Shock98 0
hahahah. what the heckkk. how did you not notice that?
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Jsweeney 0
OP i have a question. was the park canobie lake? cause if your from northern mass its a popular park in new hampshire.
deluxe_records 0
Canobie Lake Park OWNS.
Jsweeney 0
it does!!!!!
fallout024 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
achristie9 0
God isn't going to save your ass from a roller coaster.
whyme_ss 0
just responding to a bunch of people (i wrote this) yes, i am very religious, but i just believe strongly in God, i havent been to church in years. yes, it was a wooden rollercoaster. my friend told me how bad the back of those things are AFTER we got off. it was in six flags, the cyclone? and to all the people making fun of me for being 'overly religious', its your opinion. everyone just stop screaming at each other lol
Lyndzayx19xD 0
umm. whats YDI mean?
queenmac 0
I rarely see an OP comment to an FML. And there are so many questions on better FMLs that I am curious about. If one of my FMLs went through, I would totally check to see what people commented. WTF?
holytamole 0
HAHA I don't know what the words in the Lord's Prayer (never practiced Christianity) but I'm trying to imagine this and it's wicked funny. Canobie or Six Flags? xx
EasilyUnamused 2
And if all of your beliefs are proven right, you won't be able to say "I told you so, your religion was wrong!". You'll just be gone.
ohnoitskevin 0
ahahahhah!!! that's legendary. @-)
wolfuk 0
I apparently passed out on a ride once... I don't remember, but apparently I did. Know the feeling ;-P