Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes, I understood why. FML
Today, a good friend refuses to speak to me because she found out that I slept with her husband. It happened twelve years before they met. FML
Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the only reason he comes over is because no one else will sleep with him. FML
Today, I was staying at a friend's, and I called my girlfriend in the morning to serenade her awake with a sweet song. My friend stared at me, then shook his head and said, "I suddenly understand why you got cheated on in the past." FML
Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I slept with on our first date and bailed on me the next day is dating a friend of mine. In fact, they’re still together after sleeping together on the first date. Nice to know my vagina couldn’t make him stay with me. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that no good girlfriend-boyfriend conversation ever started with, "Suppose I slept with your best friend…" FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
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Top comments
a1_z9 10
Ha, bet he's been whining about being in the friendzone all that time! His fault for not growing up and asking you out the proper way.
mds9986 24
Get him out of your life. Now.
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Comments (87)
Quasars 10
Sounds like 70% of High School Boys. I said Boys because they are not men. Guys entails a group of men.
Rebles 15
Wait. Are you saying it does not work like this? Damn, guess I have to change dinner plans. Brb
Caseyits 0
Typical
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How is this person possibly a friend of yours? Sounds like a prick taking advantage of you for their own game.
Alastrina_fml 20
I thought you displayed manners and gave respect to people because it was the right thing to do, not because you wanted sex from somebody. I guess that "friend zone" thing that so many boys whine about is EXACTLY what a girl feels when she thinks a guy loves her for who she is as a person, only to find out he only wanted to f*ck her.
Wallflowerchild 12
If he really doesn't have respect for you, I would definitely say you don't need him at all in your life. Get out of this "friendship" while you can, you don't need him.
spiritheart67 5
Oh yeah I've definitely experienced this one. I walked away & never looked back.
Hs_aot 7
Op here!! I wasn't logged on when I submitted this- Good news is, we talked, and he is now dating a very nice woman, and has apologized quite frequently. Thank you guys so much for your support!
kenyrabit 25
was he right?