Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes, I understood why. FML
Today, a good friend refuses to speak to me because she found out that I slept with her husband. It happened twelve years before they met. FML
Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the only reason he comes over is because no one else will sleep with him. FML
Today, I was staying at a friend's, and I called my girlfriend in the morning to serenade her awake with a sweet song. My friend stared at me, then shook his head and said, "I suddenly understand why you got cheated on in the past." FML
Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I slept with on our first date and bailed on me the next day is dating a friend of mine. In fact, they’re still together after sleeping together on the first date. Nice to know my vagina couldn’t make him stay with me. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that no good girlfriend-boyfriend conversation ever started with, "Suppose I slept with your best friend…" FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
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Top comments
a1_z9 10
Ha, bet he's been whining about being in the friendzone all that time! His fault for not growing up and asking you out the proper way.
mds9986 24
Get him out of your life. Now.
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Comments (87)
joshi42 16
How did you find out, exactly?..
tarlax 11
You misspelled "being an idiot", #21, just FYI.
snapchatfail 6
that's not how that works being nice doesn't mean you get sex.
RedPillSucks 33
not really your friend
annalily5 28
Let me guess, when you turn him down he'll whine about you only liking assholes. You know, those douchebag guys who don't lie to you and manipulating you into thinking they'e your friend just to get in your pants.
Aimeejasmine 15
Probably complain about the friendzone as if they're a poor, rejected 'nice guy' whereas OP has lost a friend and is left used and alone.
danihammer 4
Experienced this quite a few times myself. It's hard for me to be open and friendly with guys because they always think it's an invitation for them to be a **** buddy. Or they keep nagging me with flirtatious behavior until I have to cut off the "friendship" totally, and then they get mad *rolls eyes* Newsflash to young guys who keep humping girls legs: Being nice doesn't mean diddly ******* squat and if you complain about girls going with shallow assholes as opposed to your desperate ass, you may need to take a look in the mirror.
Algorithm 24
21's such a complete moron. "Millions of years of evolution" don't make you treat women like shit, dirtbag, that part's all you. Please go to a high school biology teacher, try to explain your crackpot pseudoscience theories to them, and videotape their reaction. I would pay legitimate money to see how that goes.
Miss_Mandi 29
"If I put kindness coins in the friendship slot, maybe I win sex!" Asshole, it doesn't work like that. Just take the friend zone and shut up.
Algorithm 24
I came to the friendzone looking for friends but all I found was a bunch of NIce Guys in fedoras complaining about how women don't want to have sex with them.
allplayedout 20
Is this why you're so alone?