Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slept with a friend who always bitches about how he can't keep a girlfriend. When he finished within 3 minutes, I understood why. FML
Today, a good friend refuses to speak to me because she found out that I slept with her husband. It happened twelve years before they met. FML
Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the only reason he comes over is because no one else will sleep with him. FML
Today, I was staying at a friend's, and I called my girlfriend in the morning to serenade her awake with a sweet song. My friend stared at me, then shook his head and said, "I suddenly understand why you got cheated on in the past." FML
Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I slept with on our first date and bailed on me the next day is dating a friend of mine. In fact, they’re still together after sleeping together on the first date. Nice to know my vagina couldn’t make him stay with me. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that no good girlfriend-boyfriend conversation ever started with, "Suppose I slept with your best friend…" FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
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Top comments
a1_z9 10
Ha, bet he's been whining about being in the friendzone all that time! His fault for not growing up and asking you out the proper way.
mds9986 24
Get him out of your life. Now.
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Comments (87)
Dexter83_fml 17
What an asshole. Shows what he thinks of you. Make sure you tell him to piss off
A07 48
Dunno what happened to just being nice without having any ulterior motives
scyth3s 13
Puberty for men is usually what happens.
Theater_Chef_3 30
Jesus some guys need to learn women aren't machines you can put niceness coins in and sex will fall out
SalenaCrosse 16
:/ This is how I lost many "friends", you just gotta keep moving on OP you really are better off without people like that. Trust me.
RWBYRose 21
I had this happen once and because I liked the guy and didn't see that he was using me until it was too late, I let him go through with it. Don't do it OP. Once the guy was done with me he stopped talking to me and our friendship ended. The whole situation just sucked. At least you weren't as stupid as me and you knew that he only wanted to sleep with you.
Waxwell 21
Welcome to the girlfriend zone
Silk_Routes 14
hahahaa looser :) FYL op...
bonermonkey 31
you're seriously telling me you don't believe guys and girls who aren't 'large tomboys' can't just be friends? you must be missing out on a lot of friends.
ilovewhatthecut_fml 12
DUKE
bonermonkey 31
see fmls like this are why I think a lot of guys whining about being friend zoned are probably just assholes who think they're somehow entitled to a cookie for being a decent human