Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
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Top comments
SMHsohard 22
She's apparently of the "Best defense is a good offense" school of thought. By turning the blame on to you, she's hoping to deflect it from herself.
spignona84 11
Cheating is such a norm today it's sickening
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Comments (102)
saidoh_fml 26
I hate to jump the gun here, but I'm gonna have to vote for dumping her in this case. This sort of foolery can't be talked out. "Cheaters themselves" tend to confront their significant other about absolutely nothing, not the situation you describe where there's pretty good evidence. It sounds like she's just being defensive.
rocker_chick23 27
Dump her, she is probably cheating on you with him.
Ricky___D 5
Yea she's cheating man dump the shit out of her
Khajiit_Kitten 4
Drop the hoe
sub0selfesteem 1
I've been in that exact same boat OP, and it ruined my life. She'll say you're just **** shaming or something stupid like that. Break it off with her right away; the sooner you do, the more heartache you'll avoid.
culito_fml 10
Sounds like you're getting cheated on
metalhead88 9
What a lying cheating bitch she is
my2centsworth 15
Confronting people when there's no cause for alarm is something cheaters do. Ignoring signs of a budding relationship between two people who are supposed to care about you more than they do each is something ostriches do.
TheBurdenOfLife 9
My ex bf told me that he could have cheated on me but didn't so I should have been proud of him. Afterwards he accused me of messing around with a guy because he rode the same bus as me.
RoseCrystal 17
Pitch the bitch in a ditch while calling her a *****-ish witch. Don't worry, we won't snitch.