Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
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Top comments
SMHsohard 22
She's apparently of the "Best defense is a good offense" school of thought. By turning the blame on to you, she's hoping to deflect it from herself.
spignona84 11
Cheating is such a norm today it's sickening
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Comments (102)
swiftous 7
Shoulda been like "yah you got me" and seen how long it took her to say "oh yah we'll I cheated on you too!!"
magizine6475 1
That is a bye bitch moment
muff_divin93 4
you're the side dick sorry dude
2i1337i2iscore 13
12- you might think its ok to have your girlfriend hold hands with another guy and show obvious inappropriate extra attention to another guy, but gf/bf means you do NOT act like you are single. And obviously she is defensive .. Never a good sign or way to start a rationale honest conversation.
depressingrage 5
He tried talking, she decided to get defensive and toss the blame. That is enough of a reason to "Ditch the Bitch".
russfml 31
That bitch be trippin' over nothing, you're better off without a delusional girlfriend
FrankHotpants 31
If you suspect infidelity in your relationship then most of the time there is, that's just the unfortunate truth.
morzu 8
she's obviously right and has all the proof she needs shame on you OP
worldclassrager 41
Well that philosophy is totally off...how does confrontation turn into cheating
Tbearshy 16
@12 Way to try and play the whole "fix it, don't throw it out thing" to get likes. Too bad it doesn't actually apply here at all