Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
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Top comments
SMHsohard 22
She's apparently of the "Best defense is a good offense" school of thought. By turning the blame on to you, she's hoping to deflect it from herself.
spignona84 11
Cheating is such a norm today it's sickening
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Comments (102)
drshn 22
wow. calm down miss. dumping is not always the best solution. We can also talk to resolve things. Although I like the rhyme.
olpally 33
She's really stupid, isn't she? Get rid of her. When people like her get defensive like that, it's usually a sign that she's cheating, not you.
Respect101 17
Honestly I think the sign was partying and holding hands. Mainly the holding of the hands set it off for me. But that's a big sign.
spignona84 11
Cheating is such a norm today it's sickening
truckers_wife 23
I'm not saying you're wrong, because I kind of agree with you. But in her defense, it is common for cheaters to accuse their significant other of cheating... and actually, it could apply to her, because there is a possibility of her cheating and she did accuse you of cheating, lol.
cryssycakesx3 23
these hoes ain't loyal...
beaverteaser 16
your move sir
foxwasalamb 24
of course! i think her logic is sound. right everyone?
laden_swallow09 35
Only cheaters who accuse cheaters of cheating are cheaters!
oreoeater 21
In what way, can u possibly agree with her?
91hayek 31
yo y'all suck at detecting sarcasm. Now she's gonna get buried because y'all are robots or something.
illegalbeagle69 23
Cancel the damn pop up!! its messing up my por.. research paper!
iamtheinsomniac 11
Your girlfriend is an idiot. Sorry OP.
Respect101 17
Ex hopefully.
NatsuD_fml 13
Let her have him, i say find you a real woman and hopefully she keeps hold of your hand.
daletris123 8
My ex did the same thing. Turns out she was cheating. It wasn't easy but breaking up with her was one of the best things I've ever done. Really sucks for you OP, I feel for you.