puzzled
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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A new friend
Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0
Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.
TheBeeszNeesz 0
Other wise known as a ROLLY POLLY! xD
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Comments (266)
i33dtehsceti 0
what's that
anaelantigua 0
Ok can you say NASTYYY? :P
mrschantelbieber 0
ewwww! WTF how did it get in ur mouth???
ily1210 10
eveeryone calling em rolly pollys made me laugh. i call them potato bugs :D
benhamean 0
that's really friggen gross
soso_sunshine 0
Just to clarify, I brush my teeth twice a day and have a clean house! And also, it was at the end of the day, not the start. I hate when people call fake - why would people make stuff like that up? It's an fml purely because it's so unlikely and odd. Not the end of the world or anything but disgusting, still. I should probably also add that it was dead not alive.
d2r 0
WTF is a woodlouse u wankers rofl
d2r 0
woodlouse = fleas
The_Disturbed 5
#158, you're totally wrong. And everyone else who doensn't know what a woodlouse is... Pea-bug, potato-bug, roly-poly or pill bug. Hope that clears it up a little.
DeadHorseman 11
ydi for not calling it a roly poly, you couldve saved us the ******* trouble of having to google woodlouse
boxers4me 0
egad...I think I know what bug you're talking about...