puzzled
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0
Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.
TheBeeszNeesz 0
Other wise known as a ROLLY POLLY! xD
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spaceydude 0
extra protein I guess
Xupz_fml 0
... The horror...
RetroMom 0
I can think of few things as horrible as that moment must have been. You have my sympathies.
succubusprime 0
I call fake. 1. Girls don't eat bugs, 2. Unless your father's name is Gipetto (sp) and your wood gets bigger when you lie (in a non-sociopathic way) I doubt one would have made it to the back corner of your mouth unnoticed.
martincieslak1 0
Ark s'est dégeux men ! lave toé la bouche espèce de sale !!
evolutionsfox 0
mmm mmm good
mgsturm 1
eww how does that even happen?
BasketballLord55 0
A woodlouse is a spider
sxychik 4
or it could actually be a woodbug which eats wood.
screwedupclick 0
ydi, your old enough to know that eating dirt is wrong!
chandlerthedog 0
I wonder if they would show up in poop if swallowed like gum... hummm