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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0
Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.
TheBeeszNeesz 0
Other wise known as a ROLLY POLLY! xD
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Comments (266)
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Must...resist...urge...to make...British...dental hygiene joke....
The_Disturbed 5
Eh, go for it. If anyone moans, it's because they're the sort of Brit without a sense of humour, unlike me, who can actually take a joke :P
imchanel 0
wth is that doing in your mouth?!
muffinsareyummy 1
OMG! How did that thing get in your mouth!?
kayPandastyle 15
I would have thrown the hell up!! I hate buggs!! fyl indeed
sxychik 4
omg I keep getting shivers every time I come by this post.... uck
FsoberLife 0
Woodlice have gills; It was breathing your warm, moist saliva all night! Silly mouth-breathers.
FsoberLife 0
Why are people wondering what a Woodlouse is? You're on the Internet, look it up... It takes more effort to write a comment than do a simple search, and the info from the search will be far more accurate than what a stranger tells you on fml.
Sekococo 0
thinking about this fml reminds me its a bugs life....wait noooo you aint the talented pill bug. they were so cool at the circus R.I.P
jeniilouise 0
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr thats just wrong.
ilmlsm 0
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