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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0
Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.
TheBeeszNeesz 0
Other wise known as a ROLLY POLLY! xD
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Y0U_fml 0
After reading all these comments I'm pretty sure I know what it is. I live in the northeast US and I've only seen them a few times and that was like deep in the woods under a rock. I don't think we even have a name for them. Armidillo bug seems to fit though.
Quinzel_fml 0
eewwwwwwww Dx grody!!!!!!
lemonkiss3 6
I love rolly pollys :)
Glockinator 2
It's a ropy poly I don't see what's so bad about that.
MiaLoves 8
how the **** did a roly poly enter your mouth?!
tiredofpeople 0
Ohhh a pillpug?
DecemberSkye44 0
um. 36. while you are trying to sound all intellectual and don't get me wrong I'm sure we all applaud you for the effort..... it is not lice. it is a little silver bug that curls into a ball when scared.... have a nice day.
blackcatgirl46 21
Eww! Didn't u notice that earlier when u were eating!?
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Wow ... Knock on wood anyone?
cindywashere 5
it would have been easier on everyone if you just called it a rolly polly xP