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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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A new friend
Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0
Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.
TheBeeszNeesz 0
Other wise known as a ROLLY POLLY! xD
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Obrum 0
The reason he called it a woodlouse is because over here in the UK, EVERYONE calls them that. Seriously, if he'd put 'roly-poly' or whatever, I wouldn't have had a clue what he meant. Plus, calling it a 'roly-poly' seems like something a five year old would do if they didn't know the real name XD
soso_sunshine 0
I'd never even heard them called anything but a woodlouse before personally.
EatMyCrayonz 0
I really ******' hate woodlice, just thinking about them makes me feel horrid. Spiders, woodlice and cockroaches, I am terrified.
beethoven_fml 0
WOW GROSS
Aceefml 0
yo mama
capgray 0
is this some stupid brit bug?
skyeyez9 25
At least it wasn't a cave spider. Although due to their enormous size, it would be obvious.
allysgotstyle 0
dude.i t could have been on her toothbrush not ACTUALLY in her mouth when she woke up...
Brooke84 0
Delicious!!!
summersong89 0
eww! how did it get in there anyway??